It's like Scrabble and Bananagrams, but way faster and funner.

One Up! takes a nimble mind, as everyone tries to be the first person to make a word from the tiles that are turned over in the center: first an "A", then an "R" and then a "T". Shout it out, and don't be shy: "ART!" Wait a sec – the game has a cool, cutthroat twist: any player's words can be stolen by anyone else by simply adding a letter. If an "M" is turned over, and since you already have the word "ART", I can call out "MART" and take it from you. It's my word now, so pound sand.

But you can snatch it back if an "S" is flipped over and you yell out "SMART." Damn. No board. No complicated rules. No monkeying around – just wicked/smart, fast and cheap thrills anytime, anywhere – guaranteed.

ONEUPMANSHIP is the perfect 21st Century board game.

Most of our memories of board games are centered around the family and friends we played them with – not the games themselves. We think ONEUPMANSHIP is the perfect 21st Century accessory for any home, not only because it's an edgy, educational, and sometimes frustrating good time, but because interacting with loved ones in a real world social setting (without phones or computers), is an art we are quickly losing or have already lost.

Think about it: when was the last time you actually played Monopoly – with Gram in Palm Beach in 1998? Or even finished it? Chess is fantastic, but only two can play. Same with backgammon. ONEUPMANSHIP is a beautifully-designed grown-up money game, a sometimes soul-crushing adventure that's the perfect antidote to video game crack. It'll cure your cabin fever too.

It's the best gift ever for the family and frenemies you actually want to upset.

D'yew want your chillins to go to Harvard?

We almost do. Not. Our best-selling One Up! is a no-brainer favorite because it's devilish fun for quick-witted kids (just ask Christian Schmidt and his Basis Oro Valley classmates), while teaching them a valuable lesson: taking things that don't belong to you, not education, gets you ahead in life.

Seriously, it's a proven fact that our cutthroat word game is the best way to get the zombieenagers off the computer… and into the Ivy League. And it'll make mom and dad happy, and proud too – while saving a boatload of tuition fees in the bargain.

1,000,000 words and hours of fun in your pocket. FREE.

We are happy to introduce One Up! as a free PDF download, which includes the rules and complete construction instructions. Many vocabularians the world over have written to tell us that they just can't afford One Up!, so we decided to give everyone everywhere the means and the method to make their own. Let's call it Operation Brainstorm, and make it our mission in life to word the world up!

Here's how we did it: first we pasted the tile sheet onto a piece of black construction paper before cutting out the letters, carefully. We then spray painted an Altoids tin silver, slapped on the logo, and bob's your uncle. Total time was less than an hour and the cost was under a buck — but the reward'll be a million hours of terrific frustration.

For the lazy and uncreative, we've gone ahead and produced the 'sardine can' version of One Up! for your enjoyment. No excuse now not to bring it anywhere, anyway, anytime.

Only ten measly bucks.

"I don't like word games."

"But I know how to take things." "Wicked/Smart – the designer must be from Boston." "What's wicked smart?" "Not you." "Can we keep it, please?" "Awesome!"

Boated in to Stony Creek Brewery in Branford this afternoon and had a fantastic time showing a table-full of lovely ladies how to One Up! Sat down with the soured double IPA 'Crimsang' and needed to take my tonsils out of my back pocket after the first sip – yikes, and wow – but all in all it was the best day at work ever.

"Hi, I'm Cate. My Dad invented this really cool game."

Our youngest makes the pitch… to get paid.

"We never leave home without it."

One Up! is the perfect travel companion – never complains, doesn't eat much... and is always game. Ha!

Seriously, stick it into your backpack/purse/carry-on and you'll never be bored again: a million words and hours of fun in your pocket, so-to-speak, wherever your pants are traveling.

The Perfect Cure for Cabin Fever.

Thanks to Real Simple for letting your readers in on a real smart way to spend those long, cold winter nights.

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