ONEUPMANSHIP is all about having a good time with family and friends. No it's not, it's about winning – pure and simple – and to be cutthroat and ruthless every inch of the way to the top. Seriously, house rules rule, and side bets are welcome.
So we encourage you to play the game like you mean it: Buy low, sell high. Wheel and deal. Then double deal. Live large. Lose huge. My building's bigger. 25 pushups? Boom. Boom. Boom. Private Island Paradise, anyone? I'll take it. Indian Arm Wrestling... ha, piece of cake. Yikes! Bankruptcy happens. The first player to reach $100,000 wins.
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"Don’t come play word games at my house unless you take them very seriously, and really, really like red wine. And losing.
I’m a sucker for Scrabble, but Oneupmanship‘s new game 'One Up!' is a fresh, fun spin that had my hubby and I laughing and stealing each other’s words. There’s no game board, so it’s super portable and great for any occasion from connecting with fam at the end of a manic Monday, to sitting outside and playing it under the stars on vacation.
We love One Up! So much fun."
- Mandy, @politeasfudge
Rock, paper, scissors is for the birds. Whenever two people shout out the same word at the same time in the heat of a wicked/smart game, our "House Rule" is to break the tie with a friendly grapple.
Seriously, Life Lesson #76 is: cheat as necessary.
One Up! not only takes a huge vocabulary, but also an expert command of body English (and elbows, so-to-speak) thrown around at the right time too. This versatile learning tool is all yours for only nineteen ninety-nine.
We almost do. Not. Our best-selling One Up! is a no-brainer favorite because it's devilish fun for quick-witted kids (just ask Christian Schmidt and his Basis Oro Valley classmates), while teaching them a valuable lesson: taking things that don't belong to you, not education, gets you ahead in life.
Seriously, it's a proven fact that our cutthroat word game is the best way to get the zombieenagers off the computer… and into the Ivy League. And it'll make mom and dad happy, and proud too – while saving a boatload of tuition fees in the bargain.
For backpackers, brainiacs travelling light (or on the lam), and wicked witty women with wristlets, we've gone ahead and produced the 'sardine can' version of One Up! for your worldly enjoyment. No excuse now not to bring it anywhere, anyway, anytime.
Only nine ninety-nine.
For cheapskates and creative types, we are happy to introduce One Up! as a free PDF download, which includes the rules and complete construction instructions. Many vocabularians the world over have written to tell us that they just can't afford One Up! (the shipping's obscenely expensivo), so we decided to give everyone everywhere the means and the method to make their own. Let's call it Operation Brainstorm, and make it our mission in life to word the world up!
Here's how we did it: first we printed out and then pasted the tile sheet onto a piece of black construction paper before cutting out the letters, carefully. We then spray painted an Altoids tin silver, slapped on the logo, and bob's your uncle. Total time was less than an hour and the cost was under a buck — but the reward'll be a million hours of terrific frustration.
"But I know how to take things." "Wicked/Smart – the designer must be from Boston." "What's wicked smart?" "Not you." "Can we keep it, please?" "Awesome!"
Boated in to Stony Creek Brewery in Branford this afternoon and had a fantastic time showing a table-full of lovely ladies how to One Up! Sat down with the soured double IPA 'Crimsang' and needed to take my tonsils out of my back pocket after the first sip – yikes, and wow – but all in all it was the best day at work ever.
Where our hero Ray learns the absolute joy of stealing with impunity.
Thanks to Real Simple for letting your readers in on a real smart way to spend those long, cold winter nights.
We hope you have as much fun playing One Up! as we've had creating it. What started out as a "naive and quixotic" adventure has become, despite our sometimes laughable missteps, a successful and well-respected brand. Yikes!
If you'd like to become a retailer, come aboard! We've found that with our magical POP (FREE with initial order of 24 units or more), One Up! jumps off the shelves and drives traffic and sales – we guarantee your customers will love "playing our game."
Most of our memories of board games are centered around the family and friends we played them with – not the games themselves. We think ONEUPMANSHIP is the perfect 21st Century accessory for any home, not only because it's an edgy, educational, and sometimes frustrating good time, but because interacting with loved ones in a real world social setting (without phones or computers), is an art we are quickly losing or have already lost.
Think about it: when was the last time you actually played Monopoly – with Gram in Palm Beach in 1998? Or even finished it? Chess is fantastic, but only two can play. Same with backgammon. ONEUPMANSHIP is a beautifully-designed grown-up money game, a sometimes soul-crushing adventure that's the perfect antidote to video game crack. It'll cure your cabin fever too.
It's the best gift ever for the family and frenemies you actually want to upset.
A new deal, a limited-edition, argy-bargy from the cheap seats, pure epic dank wow – SUBSCRIBE NOW.
"Wit is Educated Insolence."- Aristotle